📒Toddlers Are A Holes ✍ Bunmi Laditan

â™ Book Title : Toddlers Are A holes
✍Author : Bunmi Laditan
â™›Publisher : Workman Publishing
♣Release Date : 2015-04-07
âśżPages : 176
â™ ISBN : 9780761185758
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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📝Toddlers Are A holes Book Synopsis : Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

📒Toddlers Are A Holes ✍ Sopha King Tyerd

â™ Book Title : Toddlers Are A holes
✍Author : Sopha King Tyerd
â™›Publisher :
♣Release Date : 2014-10-10
âśżPages : 140
â™ ISBN : 0990592898
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťToddlers Are A holes Book Synopsis : Toddler A**holery is a normal part of human development. It's like puberty but focuses mainly on throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. Reader, never ever blame yourself for your toddler being an a**hole to you. Toddlers are beautiful, kind, and wonderful to people who are not in primary custody of them. There's a reason toddlers are at their peak cuteness: it's because nature knows that toddlerhood is when you are most likely to take your child to a public park and leave them there with a note that says, "I'm a little $hit and they couldn't take it anymore." Hide in the bathroom and read this hilarious, satirical guide for instant comic relief from cutting toast into perfect triangles.

📒Mum Life A Snarky Adult Colouring Book ✍ Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Colouring Books

â™ Book Title : Mum Life A Snarky Adult Colouring Book
✍Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Colouring Books
â™›Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
♣Release Date : 2016-05-15
âśżPages : 72
â™ ISBN : 1533270805
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťMum Life A Snarky Adult Colouring Book Book Synopsis : REGULAR LIST PRICE 9.99 CDN$ 14.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: GIFTS FOR MUM #Mumlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some coloured pencils and markers, this colouring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of colouring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Colouring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all colouring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mum Life: A Snarky Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533270805 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533278261 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 153327830X Dad Life: A Manly Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533315752 Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Colouring Book - ISBN 153330033X Master Mandalas: A Mandala Colouring Book - ISBN 153327715X Sugar Skulls at Midnight: Day of the Dead Colouring Book - ISBN 1533298912 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Colouring Book - ISBN 1533528527 Dia De Los Muertos: Sugar Skull Colouring Book - ISBN 1533316007 Dia De Los Perros: Dog Colouring Book - ISBN 1533315868 "

â™ Book Title : Toddlers Are A holes 8 Copy Counter Display
✍Author : Bunmi Laditan
â™›Publisher :
♣Release Date : 2015-04-07
âśżPages :
â™ ISBN : 0761186654
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťToddlers Are A holes 8 Copy Counter Display Book Synopsis : Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development--not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief--along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

📒Mom Life A Snarky Adult Coloring Book ✍ Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books

â™ Book Title : Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book
✍Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
â™›Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
♣Release Date : 2016-05-15
âśżPages : 72
â™ ISBN : 1533270775
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťMom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book Book Synopsis : REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

📒Adult Coloring Book ✍ Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books

â™ Book Title : Adult Coloring Book
✍Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
â™›Publisher :
♣Release Date : 2016-02-29
âśżPages : 66
â™ ISBN : 1530281865
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťAdult Coloring Book Book Synopsis : The Beatles had it right when they said, "All you need is love." Love is the color of your life, even if it doesn't always stay in the lines. Love is an enveloping joy and peace that hugs you like a warm blanket. We created this adult coloring book to promote relaxation & zen and provide stress relief as you express your love through creativity and imagination. This book is filled with 30 lovely drawings waiting to become stunning masterpieces under your artistic hands. Meditate on the love that fills up your heart and may your love overflow onto these pages! Happy coloring! Pages Include the Following: Share the Love Arrow Heart Henna Hands Heart Tree Heart Mandala Africa Sunset Hot Air Balloon and Puppy Heart of Hearts Love Tattoo Rose Pattern Love Feathers and Arrows Hearts Pattern with Laces Kissing Birds on Heart Wilbur the Pig with Macaroons Love Bouquet Cute Flower Pattern Flamingos Kissing Amor Heart Pattern Peace Sign Zentangle Flower Pattern Proposal Idea with Doodle Pattern Tea Party Cute Button Heart With Love Doodle Pattern Zebra Stripe Love Cute Bunnies Kissing in the Rain Butterfly Heart Cupid with Wings and Bow and Arrow Archery Parrots in Flower Pattern Heart Cute Owl Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Share the Love: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting

📒The Snarky Mandala Adult Coloring Book ✍ Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books

â™ Book Title : The Snarky Mandala Adult Coloring Book
✍Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
â™›Publisher :
♣Release Date : 2016-04-05
âśżPages : 70
â™ ISBN : 1530887879
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťThe Snarky Mandala Adult Coloring Book Book Synopsis : Regularly $10.99 On Sale For A Limited Time! "Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face.With a Chair." --The Snarky Mandala Just because Donald Trump's campaign speeches have inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn't mean we need another coloring book with the F-bomb on the cover. Let's combine that anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Pages Include the following: I can't Even Some People Need a High Five in the Face Sorry I was Late Exercise Would Be More Fun If You Could Read My Mind The Secret Ingredient My Lack of Inner Peace I'd Agree with You Me? Crazy? May the Bridges I Burn I found Your Nose Again Reason You Look Down at Your Phone Life is Short Scars us for Life A Meal Without Wine Things are Getting Worse Wine Crisper Nap Tomorrow Spilled Wine Singing a Song Dear Karma Day Between Sat and Sun I Can't Adult Today At Least Be Drunk That Awkward Moment Right to Opinion Life is Full of Questions I'm Not Bossy Meh How do I Like My Eggs

â™ Book Title : How Pop Culture Shapes the Stages of a Woman s Life
✍Author : Melissa Ames
â™›Publisher : Springer
♣Release Date : 2016-03-15
âśżPages : 291
â™ ISBN : 9781137566188
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťHow Pop Culture Shapes the Stages of a Woman s Life Book Synopsis : Contemporary popular culture has created a slew of stereotypical roles for girls and women to (willingly or not) play throughout their lives: The Princess, the Nymphette, the Diva, the Single Girl, the Bridezilla, the Tiger Mother, the M.I.L.F, the Cougar, and more. In this book Ames and Burcon investigate the role of cultural texts in gender socialization at specific pre-scripted stages of a woman's life (from girls to the "golden girls") and how that instruction compounds over time. By studying various texts (toys, magazines, blogs, tweets, television shows, Hollywood films, novels, and self-help books) they argue that popular culture exists as a type of funhouse mirror constantly distorting the real world conditions that exist for women, magnifying the gendered expectations they face. Despite the many problematic, conflicting messages women receive throughout their lives, this book also showcases the ways such messages are resisted, allowing women to move past the blurry reality they broadcast and toward, hopefully, gender equality.

â™ Book Title : The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers
✍Author : Dawn Dais
â™›Publisher : Hachette UK
♣Release Date : 2015-09-15
âśżPages : 240
â™ ISBN : 9781580055901
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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📝The Sh t No One Tells You About Toddlers Book Synopsis : They’re getting bigger. And you’re not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is – again – offering real advice for parents of growing children. Filled with tips, encouragement, and a strong dose of humor, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers is a survival handbook for parents on the edge. Chapters include: You Suck at This. It’s not just your imagination. Walking Is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult. Remember When You Judged Other Parents? Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma’s a bitch. Restaurants Are Battle Zones. Spoiler Alert: You are not the victor. Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick. This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones. Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices. Coming from one empathetic parent to another, the tips in this book are real, clever, honest, and designed to make life with a terrible two- or three-year-old a little bit more manageable. Hilarious, helpful, and handy, this book will be appreciated by any parent who has asked: “Why didn’t anybody warn me that unconditional love would be so much work?”

📒You Is All A Bunch Of A Holes ✍ Xavier Cockroachal Damon

â™ Book Title : You Is All a Bunch of A holes
✍Author : Xavier Cockroachal Damon
â™›Publisher : Lulu Press, Inc
♣Release Date : 2015-07-18
âśżPages :
â™ ISBN : 9781329219045
♬Available Language : English, Spanish, And French

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đź“ťYou Is All a Bunch of A holes Book Synopsis : IS ISIS a problem that needs to be addressed? Hmm? Quite the question. The answer? Duh. This is a short piece, non-wonkish providing food for thought so that the reader can then think because I'm just a writer with an idiotic pen name no one has ever heard of.